The Rose and the Rapier...

Upset at being bored at my house on saturday night (I MEAN WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?! he says while contemplating his own sarcasm...), Molly and Monica left to get hot black coffee and all they got was a hot black man. Two points for the M's for that.

This left Steve, Jeff, myself and Mr. Jeffers (aka - the newly engaged Matt Blaszczyk) to play X-Box all night long. We played a tennis game until Matt left and was replaced by Derrick. Then we played Star Wars until Derrick left and Jeff fell asleep at which point we played some intense rounds of Halo 2.

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Why do I actually say all this and not just "we played games?"

Because my dreams consisted of Steve and me playing doubles tennis against Mark Hamil with lasers while trying to avoid rockets being fired at us from 4 miles away...

The next day was Bears and homework... I wanted the entire weekend to be homework, but I was trying to procrastinate. During my treatment for D&P, I told Molly she could call me if she needed a break from her paper... AND BY PAPER, I MEAN "LYING TO MIKE AND NOT DOING HER PAPER." She called and said she was taking a break and that I should let her in. I'm all like "You're at the door?"

I went upstairs and heard her talking to someone who I immediately figured was Monica. Those conniving little sluts!

Homework needed to be done all around and they were wasting their time with me!

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^_^ - Can't stay mad... They brought me a rose!

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