I'm Back... Kinda.

Hey all... I can now type with my right hand...

TRUST ME THIS IS A HUGE LEAP FORWARD.

Speaking of leaps forward, I have finally realized that I infact have lost my penis. It is no longer 'tucked behind layers of dust and cobwebs' as I thought. It isn't even there anymore. I cannot bring myself to even being honest with a girl about how I feel after the whole Sonja AND Ingrid debacles... Oh well... Mike 'Eunuch' Stanislawski has a nice ring to it.

ALSO SPEAKING OF LEAPS FORWARD...

I have taken a giant one into my own grave with my class load this semester. Production, Screen Writing and Writing for Television seem to be writing my own will at the moment, so goodbye, all.

In other news, my laptop has about 10 mins of battery left, sooo... Bye.

Now Playing: Michael Jackson - "I Can't Help It"