"My Book"

By Steve Chris Steve

When you detoxify with detoxifiers you will no longer have the effects of the toxins in in your body. If toxins were little guys, detoxifiers would be like enforcers who say, hey you little punks, get out of this nice body!

When you drink Whiskey you like to ask girls to take off their clothes, if they already have their clothes off to your satisfaction then you drunkenly ask them to put their clothes back on. *Girl* wants to play strip poker, i think she wants to get naked because she took a lot of shots and only me and Mike are hot enough to be seen naked, I've seen Mike and derrick naked. Mike is glorious, derrick is a big horse. Matt hit me really hard. Athletic doesn't mean fighting strong, Matt is the most unathletic person I've ever met, but he punched me harder than mike or derrick.

- Exact transcript of Steve's book from 10.23.05