Weird Dream.

No ellipses on this one. Just strange. Listen to this cast of characters:

- Myself
- Dustin Diamond (a.k.a. - "Screech" from "Saved By the Bell")
&
- Paris Hilton.

Either her sister or Nicole Ritchie was also involved in the dream, only with an off-screen mention. The three of us were in some lavish (but trashed) hotel room that belonged to Paris and her aforementioned counterpart.

Now, I don't think I need to explain to you that the dream was obviously sexual in nature (despite the fact I grow sick to the stomach to even see a Hilton girl on T.V.), and I will therefore not go into details. Just that at one point I was sitting on the edge of the bed while Screech and Paris were... going at it, and I... spanked him...

Ugh... I need to get to class. I feel so wrong right now.

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